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  • Children of Men
  • Paddington 2
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Wedding Singer

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★★★

  • Decision to Leave

    ★★★

  • The Nightingale

    ★★★½

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

    Not as good/clever as the first but it's a fun time and writing a good/clever mystery is really fkn hard.

    I was going to give it 3.5 then I remembered the Hugh Grant cameo and had to upgrade. It's literally 2 seconds but I stan.

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★★★

    19 years ago I was bored in school and spent an entire maths class drawing a detailed 12-page stick figure reenactment of the entire Agent Smith fight.

    When you still remember something like that, critical reevaluation is impossible.

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  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★

    The grandma learned her lesson and changed her mind way too fast.

    I don't want to sound like a sociopath, but the grandma needed to suffer more.

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★½

    The most unrealistic thing in this movie was a US black ops campaign in Latin America resulting in more democracy for a country.