• How to Train Your Dragon

    How to Train Your Dragon

    this is a queer intersectional feminist post-9/11 musical meditation on classism, ableism, and the school-to-prison pipeline🍅🍅🍅

  • My Babysitter's a Vampire

    My Babysitter's a Vampire

    ★★★★★

    this movie and the show have truly aged like fine wine, it simply is the best vampire movie and show ever made, twilight and the vampire diaries just don’t stand a chance, i’m so grateful that little me bought the dvd set because it is quite literally one of the best dvd sets i own, anyway benny and ethan walked so all the other twinks could run

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    ★★

    Watching this has been the low point of my life so far but bellq Thorne looked hot

  • Bratz Kidz: Sleep-Over Adventure

    Bratz Kidz: Sleep-Over Adventure

    ★★★★★

    this movie never fails to keep me up at night. I broke into a cold sweat...whew...

  • The Kissing Booth

    The Kissing Booth

    ½

    it's a mutated hideous bore, a discount cw pilot dropped on netflix with little warning because it only exists to be put on in the background at slumber parties and doing stuff around the house. it's a colossal waste of time, one that positions love as something inherently selfish and that being a good friend doesn't matter as long as you nail that guy you've been crushing on. which is fine, i'm no moral role model, i've done plenty of…

  • Unfriended

    Unfriended

    ★★

    I think this film is as terrible as well as the execution of it was...and with that being said...I was incredibly underwhelmed with how everything turned out in this movie. This movie is directed by Levan Gabriadze and he did terrible casting because I don’t know if it was the script or actors fault but the acting was HORRIBLE 😘this film that tried to use some of it's potential but it still was quite bland in my opinion. One thing…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ½

    didnt watch the movie I just don’t like seeing you people happy.

  • The Lorax

    The Lorax

    ★★★

    A film regarded in such shame its often considered one of the worst animated films. While I can understand many of those statements I tend to just find this film just fine. It holds a strong message, the animation is really good, I actually find the music really catchy and It can also be funny at times especially with Danny Devito playing the voice of the Lorax. However I do have major issues within the narrative of the film. Firstly…

  • Afterlife of the Party

    Afterlife of the Party

    ★★★★★

    If Cassie was my best friend and she died I would be so sad :( this movie was so good and f the gossip victoria justice is an amazing actress and I want to see her play a psycho ex girlfriend murderer in a movie one day. my dream

  • The Phantom of the Opera

    The Phantom of the Opera

    ★★★★★

    I've seen a lot of people try to make a retroactive case for this as a camp classic, but the truth is it's rarely extravagant, even extravagantly bad; for the most part, it's just dull. there are moments when the supporting cast can bring things to life, but they're constantly undercut by the wrong shot, the wrong cut, the wrong design and lighting. even if Gerard Butler sang like an angel, what's the point of a "Music of the Night" in a room flooded with what might as well be sunlight?... but overall it was good and camp so😘👍😁

  • Bratz: Genie Magic

    Bratz: Genie Magic

    ★★★★★

    This movie makes me want to shake my #ass

  • Not Cool

    Not Cool

    how was Shane’s career not dead after this