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  • Justice League

    Justice League


    I KNOW.
    I SAW IT.

    However it doesn't exist in the way you all think it does. Theres good reason my brothas at Warner haven't released it. It'd cost way too much to finish and the return prophet wont even be worth it in the end. at least thats what i am hearing. theres some debate. some execs even are saying they may go through with it but at the end of the day it still…

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two


    one of the greatest films ever made and by far among the best sequels to any horror film. dont trust a single person who hates this movie because it is actually really really good. steven king is well he's a king. what are you? you critic but a jester. a fool. not a clown tho. clowns have more of an actual ideology. actual purpose. this is proof of that and so is joker. the fear of clowns is a rational…

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  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project


    Can you guess the movie by these emojis? 🍓🍇
    Stick around for the answer...

    Moonee: I can always tell when adults are about to cry
    Me: Don't tell anyone but this movie made me cry
    Moonee: I won't.

    Here is my review! Hope you enjoy, my peeps. 😉

    Sean Barker returns to form to bring us The Florida Project! I have to admit A24 is my favorite movie studio today and they have produced some of my favorite movies of…

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered


    This is neck and neck with Histoire(s) du Cinéma as the greatest cinematic deconstruction film. I will refer to this film by its French title, Va Te Faire Foutre Freddy because it more closely resembles a work by Godard than it does a conventional American film.

    Calling Va Te Faire Foutre Freddy a satire doesn't do it justice, because it goes far and beyond even that. Morons and jerk-offs may view this a low-point in comedy, but that is because…