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  • Widows



    It’s pretty incredible how this movie manages to revel in wide-open, incredibly textured spaces while making it feel like those walls are closing in on its characters. Several shots had me vibrating harmoniously with the universe. I love heist movies, and this is a gorgeous heist movie.

  • Venom



    You know the scene in this movie where Venom calls Tom Hardy a pussy for taking the elevator, only Venom has way too much bass in his voice, like a kid who learned a curse word but not its music? That’s pretty much the whole movie.

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  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody


    I’ve never rooted for a film heroine to suck a dick as hard as I rooted for Freddie Mercury here, but alas, this movie was for the straights.

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    If you put a time capsule of things from the 1970s deep into the ground, dug it up without the context of those items decades later, and forced a multinational cast of actors to use those things to cobble together a movie about a very large monkey, it's possible that this would be the result.