½ Watched 29 May, 2020
The tagline might be the only reason this thing was ever made.
★½ Watched 18 Dec, 2019
Do you remember that Batman script that was written by an A.I.? Yeah, this is exactly like that but without the funny.
★★ Added 1
Extra points deducted for one of the worst filmposters ever.
★★★★½ Watched 02 Aug, 2014
The perfect so-bad-it's good Asylum movie (when most of their 2014 output has been very disappointing). It does everything right that the first Sharknado did wrong. C'mon Asylum, gimme that Sharktopusnado vs Piranhacondanado.