Perfectly acceptable low-rent preteen sleepover horror. Sorority sisters babysit a little girl at a farmhouse where a controlling ex-Nazi killed his daughter back in the 60s. Now, their ghosts haunt the place, due to the farm also being the secret hiding place of Hitler's favorite iron cross? It doesn't make a lot of sense, but you gotta save the one-star reviews for the truly bad movies. This? Eh. It's a movie.

Not a great movie, but a fantastic curio if you like Fincher's ZODIAC. A lot of narrative overlap with that film, but done on a shoestring budget with amateur actors.

Exploding Dirt: The Motion Picture.

Based on a joke that no one wanted to see ("What if Bloodrayne was fat?") comes another amateur-hour Uwe Boll film. It's sub-Friedberg & Seltzer parody, complete with black face and a sympathetic Hitler (played by Boll himself). You've been warned...