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  Incarnation 2016

  ★★ Watched by John Gholson 31 Jul 2021

  All premise, and doesn’t add enough to its premise to sustain its own length. People throw this accusation at a lot of films, but this really does feel like a short. It needed far more character work for this story to be a feature. You can’t live on premise alone.

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  Skinned Deep 2004

  ★★½ Watched by John Gholson 30 Jul 2021

  They say you can’t set out to make a cult film, but damned if this doesn’t try. The problem is that this movie is one note, played loud and long, which becomes more monotonous than gleeful. Still, if you have a penchant for early Peter Jackson or Frank Henenloter films, you’ll find something to love.

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  Wrath of the Titans 2012

  ★★ Watched by John Gholson 27 Mar 2012 1

  Exploding Dirt: The Motion Picture.

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  Blubberella 2011

  ½ Watched by John Gholson 09 Feb 2012 2

  Based on a joke that no one wanted to see ("What if Bloodrayne was fat?") comes another amateur-hour Uwe Boll film. It's sub-Friedberg & Seltzer parody, complete with black face and a sympathetic Hitler (played by Boll himself). You've been warned...