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  • Steel Dawn

    Steel Dawn


    STEEL DAWN is not as terrible as many of its 1980's post-apocalyptic brethren. That does not mean it's great; it's small and reserved. But while most swing wildly for a home run and miss; STEEL DAWN is like a successful bunt.

  • Hellraiser: Judgment

    Hellraiser: Judgment


    I have to quantify my star rating here - compared to other DTV Hellraiser sequels this is probably a three. Compared to the broader scope of "movies" (lol), it's not.

    Here, we get cops intersecting with Clive Barker's world (again - they did cops in INFERNO and HELLSEEKER too) on the trail of a serial killer who's telegraphed too easily by the budgetary constraint of only having three human characters in the entire movie. Meanwhile, writer/director/co-star Gary Tunicliffe introduces interesting…

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  • Wrath of the Titans

    Wrath of the Titans


    Exploding Dirt: The Motion Picture.

  • Blubberella



    Based on a joke that no one wanted to see ("What if Bloodrayne was fat?") comes another amateur-hour Uwe Boll film. It's sub-Friedberg & Seltzer parody, complete with black face and a sympathetic Hitler (played by Boll himself). You've been warned...