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  • Good Time
  • Casino
  • The Killer
  • Whiplash

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  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★★

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★

  • The Vow

    ★★★½

  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

    ★★★★½

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  • No One Will Save You

    No One Will Save You

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    no one will save you is so fucking funny because this bitch seriously got abducted by aliens, they took one look in her head and went never mind and spit her back out.

  • Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving

    ★★★★

    yeah, maybe the killer killed people, but at least he fed the cat and gave that cute little head scratch. all is forgiven.

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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★★★

    as bad as regina george is, she’s clever. putting herself in the burn book and framing the others? genius.

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★★

    does anyone wanna play tic tac toe on christopher briney’s forehead?

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  • Totally Killer

    Totally Killer

    ★★★★

    quinn bailey would probably hate tiffany clark, let’s be real.

  • The Nun II

    The Nun II

    ★★★

    the nun 2 really had rue’s little sister from euphoria fighting demons.