this man has all this money yet he still can’t afford therapy
I, a known dumbass, thought somehow that it'd be a great idea to consume a gigantic cup of Dr Pepper and almost a liter of water during the movie. It wasn't like a conscience decision, like "hey, how about we consume all this liquid so we're gonna definitely have to pee for the entirety of the last half of the movie," but it happened.
After the movie "ended" and the credits started, my family and I just sat there. This was…