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  • Rookie of the Year

    Rookie of the Year

    ★½

    Adding guitar solos as the sound of tendons snapping was a nice touch, but daniel sterns character shoula been omitted completely. 

    “Lets go back to our dull lives and find some meaning.”

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  • Four Brothers

    Four Brothers

    Its been years since I watched Four Brothers but this is what started my boner for Garret Hedlund and I will always be grateful. 
    Still as entertaining as I remember, and the dynamic between the brothers is fantastic aside from Wahlberg’s homophobia... but I like to imagine it was stemming from his characters own struggle with accepting his queerness.

  • The Crew

    The Crew

    “No I’m sure they’re just here for cocaine.”

    Ugh that’s maybe wanted I needed to help power through this. The Crew starts out as an everybody hates Donal, and then turns into a weird sorta transphobic mess about smugglers, and tension I guess? 
    So basically terrible for 90% of it, considering donal, viggo and a young jeremy sisto... (plus chrissy from thrashin, & turtle from north shore) but *finger guns*


    What’s weirding me out though is there are like two scenes that are kinda beautiful... and Donal, Sisto and Laura Del Sol do almost figure out a way to circumvent the atrocious script.

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  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★½

    A very twee holiday romance overflowing with kristen/mackenzie makeouts to make up for their lack of chemistry. 
    Tbh honest, the supporting cast was holding it together for me for 80% of it (dan levy and mary holland especially), but k-stewarts outfits and general look also helped, & the end wrapped it up in a way that will (maybe?) make second watch feel more enjoyable.
    That said Harper was gaslighting and i was rooting for riley for the steal.

  • The Notebook

    The Notebook

    ★★★

    I once asked a Lyft driver what he thought the saddest movie ever was, and he said the Notebook. 
    I asked him what he thought the second saddest movie ever was, and he said “Fast and Furious 7.”