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  • Ran
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • The Master
  • Jaws

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  • Knives Out

    ★★★★

  • Encanto

    ★★★½

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★½

  • Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★★½

    To this day I legitimately cannot comprehend how one of the greatest action adventure blockbusters of the 21st century has a 53% on Rotten Tomatoes when critics hand out positive reviews to every single MCU movie like candy on Halloween.

  • Thor

    Thor

    ★★½

    WHEN YOU USE THIS MANY DUTCH ANGLES IT FEELS LIKE YOU ARE SHOUTING AT ME THROUGH CINEMATIC LANGUAGE, KIND OF LIKE USING ALL CAPS TO COMMUNICATE A POINT THAT WOULD MEAN THE EXACT SAME THING IF IT WERE LOWERCASE.

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  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★

    Watching Knives Out on Thanksgiving while eating apple pie>>>

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★½

    So much better than I ever expected it to be. It’s about two steps away from being an extremely based fairy tale.

    It’s similarly low stakes to LUCA. There are a few too many “oh it was all just a misunderstanding” moments which definitely holds it back. But then elsewhere this is not the case… Characters act incorrectly, and need to change! What a concept! The conceit of Mirabel not having a gift could VERY easily end in a meaningless…

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★½

    Godless, Darwinist, self serving drivel.

    Imagine if in Lord of the Rings, instead of leading the mission to destroy the One Ring, Gandalf said, “You know Sauron is kind of a meanie, but the REAL problem is Eru Illuvatar. Let’s go speak with him and figure out why he allowed Melkor to rebel in the first place. Honestly, Illuvatar’s behavior is 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 okay 👏🏼.”

    And actually, this isn’t even accurate, because in this world, there isn’t ANY rebellion.…