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  • Peeping Tom

    Peeping Tom

    ★★★★½

    The most gorgeous film ever made about a serial killer.

  • Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

    Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

    ★★

    *Alan from Small Soldiers appears*

    Me: “Oh hey, it’s Alan from Small Soldiers.”

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  • Alone. Life Wastes Andy Hardy

    Alone. Life Wastes Andy Hardy

    ★★★★½

    Imagine a world in which YouTube Poops were made by arthouse snobs instead of 13-year-old Neo-Nazis, and you’ll probably be imagining this. The greatest erotic thriller of all time.

  • Orlando

    Orlando

    ★★★★★

    Cinema was invented so Tilda Swinton could engage in gender fuckery and bang Billy Zane.