Look, if you know me, you know I love DOGS, Goldie Hawn, Charles Grodin playing a likable cuckold, and screwball comedies.

I tell ya, these boys just can't seem to go straight!!! ;)

The only thing more terrifying than a Silicon Valley tech bro is an invisible Silicon Valley tech bro.

Like the collective fantasy of every creep who ever tried to bum a cigarette off you at Hollywood Forever circa 2013. Not as smart as it thinks it is.