Watched on Hulu
2013 Ranked
Non-2022 First Time Watches Ranked
31 On 31 Action Edition Progress: 11/31
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Watched on Hulu
2013 Ranked
Non-2022 First Time Watches Ranked
31 On 31 Action Edition Progress: 11/31
(Review goes here)
Watched on Hulu
1997 Ranked
Non-2022 First Time Watches Ranked
31 On 31 Creature Feature Progress: 15/31
Wow.
Didn't expect much, but wow.
The first act in this is completely and totally abysmal.
Nothing saves it. No one is good.
The writing throughout ranges from worryingly mysoginist undertones to confusing messy garbage to complete and total dogshit to bullshit to bad to almost competent (the last one in the underwater scene, which is actually incredibly good and solid.)
Speaking of…
Watched in Theaters
2022 Ranked
(Movie ends)
(Sits in seat for 3 minutes, in awe)
(Stumbles home in a daze)
(Mind reconstructs itself)
..... uhhhhhhh...
I think this movie broke me.