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  • Labyrinth
  • The Terminator
  • Aliens
  • Donnie Darko

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  • FrightFest: Beneath the Dark Heart of Cinema

    ★★★★

  • Shark Bait

  • Cockneys vs Zombies

  • Sabotage

    ★★

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  • Shark Bait

    Shark Bait

    If AI write shark movies

  • Cat's Eye

    Cat's Eye

    ★★★

    A strange collection of stories, the trio don’t make for a cohesive viewing, but do offer plenty of creepy scenarios and food for thought. Cat’s Eye also proves that cats are capable of being on-screen performers; the kitties used are a testament to the patience and hard work of their trainers. Usually a feline character in film isn’t tasked with a great deal outside of sleeping and looking cute, Teague pushes his feline star to its limits and in doing so creates perhaps the greatest cat performance (sorry Jonesey) in cinematic history.

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  • Never Back Down

    Never Back Down

    ★★★★

    karate kid meets the fast and the furious

  • Dinner in America

    Dinner in America

    ★★★★★

    Kyle Gallner and Emily Skeggs are f**king phenomenal in this punk rock love letter to finding yourself, and the one you love in the unlikeliest of places.

    Dinner in America is an assault to the senses that really captures the attitude of punk-rock whilst at the same time crafting a quirky tale of love and self-empowerment. A joyously dark-hearted journey through suburban America that taps into the magic of films like Heathers, injects them with the spirit of punk rock and creates an instant hit that has the potential to shape a generation. In short, it’s the tits.