Walked into this like...”aight, I’m gonna analyze da shit outta dis beotch”
10 minutes in with a page of notes...”I’ll just leave this to Adum”
My friend: So, seen any good movies lately?
Me: Oh yeah.
My friend: Well...what is it?
Me: The Holy Mountain
My friend: Think I’ll like it?
Me: Oh no, you’ll hate it.
My friend: Bet.
Me: No, trust me.
My friend: At least tell me the basic premise.
Me: Okay, several people go on a mission to a “Holy Mountain” where they hope to obtain immortality, it’s a surrealist film.
My friend: Doesn’t sound too bad...
Me: There’s a sanctuary of 1,000 testicl-
My friend: *walks away*