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  • The Holy Mountain

    The Holy Mountain

    ★★★★½

    Walked into this like...”aight, I’m gonna analyze da shit outta dis beotch”

    10 minutes in with a page of notes...”I’ll just leave this to Adum”

  • The Holy Mountain

    The Holy Mountain

    ★★★★½

    My friend: So, seen any good movies lately?
    Me: Oh yeah.
    My friend: Well...what is it?
    Me: The Holy Mountain
    My friend: Think I’ll like it?
    Me: Oh no, you’ll hate it.
    My friend: Bet.
    Me: No, trust me.
    My friend: At least tell me the basic premise.
    Me: Okay, several people go on a mission to a “Holy Mountain” where they hope to obtain immortality, it’s a surrealist film.
    My friend: Doesn’t sound too bad...
    Me: There’s a sanctuary of 1,000 testicl-
    My friend: *walks away*

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  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★★

    Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

    Me: How tough am I? I watched Eraserhead and ate Ramen noodles at the SAME TIME.

    Reg: Oh Jesus sorry, step right in sir.

  • Good Time

    Good Time

    ★★★★½

    “Cross the room if you hate the Oscars”

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    “Cross the room if you think Good Time was snubbed”

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    I think you get the point...