• Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★½

    okay. 

    i watched Elvis three days ago and i’ve been trying to gather my thoughts so i can give a proper review on it but honestly … i can’t? Elvis is such an overwhelming movie. but i’ll give it my best shot.

    first things first, austin butler absolutely killed it as elvis presley. the movements, the flair, the stage presence, the music, the energy– he wasn’t just portraying a celebrity who lived a long time ago, he BECAME that celebrity. …

  • Madagascar

    Madagascar

    ★★★★

    alex the lion has the best corruption arc of all time

  • Matilda

    Matilda

    ★★★★★

    this is the craziest movie about child abuse i’ve ever watched

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ★½

    a movie with a very interesting premise, characters, editing, etc… and yet somehow, none of it lands. none of that is interesting at all. it’s truly one of the worst things ever made. 

    who told cara delevingne she could act? why would they introduce katana and her cool sword if she was going to do nothing interesting? why is the script like that? 

    i want this movie to be deleted from existence.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    i don’t know how to review this. i cried. that’s all i can say. cried, laughed, choked on my tears. this movie is everything, literally.

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★★

    funniest and also somehow scariest children’s movie of all time

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★★

    crying throwing up shaking yelling tearing my hair out.

  • The Karate Kid

    The Karate Kid

    ★★★½

    my favorite thing about this movie is how instead of giving dre a chinese friend… in china… it introduces the whitest boy in the world. in china. 

    also dre got beat up literally for no reason. like 0 reason. i love this movie it doesn’t make sense in the slightest. like that boy had NO reason to hate dre. it cracks me up. 


    never say never by jb and jaden deserved a best original song nomination at the oscars.

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★½

    lowkey boring but not as boring as Crimes of Grindelwald… it feels empty? Mads Mikkelsen was a great replacement for that man. overall fantastic beasts as a franchise should’ve been called something else because it’s a little obvious they’re only keeping newt and the animals in the movies due to his involvement in the first installment.

  • The Last: Naruto the Movie

    The Last: Naruto the Movie

    rewatched with friends.

    i can only say if sasuke had shown up in this movie for more than 5 seconds naruto would’ve promptly forgotten about hinata tbh

  • Grease

    Grease

    ★★★★

    I know all the lines and all the lyrics. Honestly a timeless movie. Only a little cringe but not that bad!!

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

    the mcu is so painfully average even when it’s trying to be innovative