• Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    taika lived long enough to see himself become the villain

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    incredible ending tbh

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    haven’t watched but i definitely will when it comes out, i just want to rant:

    this movie was definitely set up for failure from the moment harry styles was cast in that role. it’s pretty disheartening how for months i’ve seen his rabid psychotic fanbase spew the most disgusting shit about olivia wilde to discredit her (from her “cheating” on her ex husband, which is literally a lie, to them saying that florence had to step up as director because…

  • The Day Naruto Became Hokage

    The Day Naruto Became Hokage


    i will kill myself and have somebody mail my dead body to the home of whoever directed this

  • Sunny Side Battle!

    Sunny Side Battle!


    gay eggs… but also the symbolism of naruto being the only person able to pull sasuke out of the darkness he willingly keeps himself in… itachi asking him if he doesn’t think there’s something missing (aka naruto) in his peaceful morning… yeah

  • Elvis




    i watched Elvis three days ago and i’ve been trying to gather my thoughts so i can give a proper review on it but honestly … i can’t? Elvis is such an overwhelming movie. but i’ll give it my best shot.

    first things first, austin butler absolutely killed it as elvis presley. the movements, the flair, the stage presence, the music, the energy– he wasn’t just portraying a celebrity who lived a long time ago, he BECAME that celebrity. …

  • Madagascar



    alex the lion has the best corruption arc of all time

  • Matilda



    this is the craziest movie about child abuse i’ve ever watched

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad


    a movie with a very interesting premise, characters, editing, etc… and yet somehow, none of it lands. none of that is interesting at all. it’s truly one of the worst things ever made. 

    who told cara delevingne she could act? why would they introduce katana and her cool sword if she was going to do nothing interesting? why is the script like that? 

    i want this movie to be deleted from existence.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    i don’t know how to review this. i cried. that’s all i can say. cried, laughed, choked on my tears. this movie is everything, literally.

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


    funniest and also somehow scariest children’s movie of all time

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit


    crying throwing up shaking yelling tearing my hair out.