Favorite films

  • Memento
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Empire Strikes Back

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  • Nope

    ★★★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★★½

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    ★★★★

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  • Inkheart

    Inkheart

    ★★★★

    This movie hits all my soft spots.

    Paul Bettany
    Family-friendly fantasy yarns
    Movies about books (and the love of books)
    Movies about stories (and telling stories)
    Literary references (howdy, tick-tick crock)

    And last but not least, directed by the man who brought the world Hackers, one of my favorite movies ever (I'm not even kidding; take my opinion in all matters as you will.)

    Showed this to my kids for the first time tonight and they loved it. We sometimes…

  • Split

    Split

    ★★★★★

    Throughout the movie:

    "Oh, yea, this is pretty good. Pacing is a little off in parts, but I'm in. I'd give it maybe 3.5 stars, possibly 4 if I'm feeling generous."

    Last 30 seconds:

    "Here, take all the stars. Take them. Just shut up and take them. All the stars ever."