Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Johnny Mnemonic 1995

  ★★½ Watched 15 Aug 2023

  It’s in black and white now!

  …it still kinda sucks!

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Aug 2023

  Did this movie really just try to say Robert Downey Jr. had a hand in the Kennedy assassination?

Popular reviews

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  Stalk of the Celery Monster 1979

  ★★½ Added 2

  I’m not sure if this site appreciates how many short films, student films, unfinished works in progress, and other crap and errata I’ve watched from directors I otherwise really like just because that percentage of films watched number is up there and I artificially want to make it higher.

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  Breathless 1960

  ½ Added 1

  What a complete abject fucking waking nightmare it must be to live in a Godard movie, where all the laws of time and space are governed by a prime mover that far up his own ass, where everyone spends their days off smoking naked in bed and talking about American films, where in the middle of their lunch breaks people look directly into the camera and expound on why cinema must be eternally wed to the principles of socialism, where…