Empire Records

Empire Records

-My review for the first two thirds of the movie:

Back in college I briefly considered writing a pilot for a show about an indie record store. In my head it was awesome. I have a feeling that in someone's head, this movie was awesome. For that reason, my show should definitely never exist.

(But also, hopefully I would never write dialogue as bad as "I wanna sing in a band, but, um, I don't have the guts to even audition.")

-My review for the last third of the movie:

This is a really, really, really bad imitation of what somebody thinks "punk" is.