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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    ★★★★★

    F**KING MASTERPIECE

  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★★½

    I can't believe they talked about Elrond and his council in Lord of the Rings right in front of Sean Bean's salad

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  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service

    ★★★★

    colin firth. with his slightly long hair pushed back. in a red bathrobe. that's it, that's the review.

  • Tangled

    Tangled

    ★★★★★

    i was the human personification of the heart-eyes emoji during the whole movie