GoblinBoy

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  • Def-Con 4

    ★★½

  • Hobgoblins

    ★★½

  • Lightyear

    ★★★★

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

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  • Def-Con 4

    Def-Con 4

    ★★½

    This was more interesting when it took place in space and humanity was nuked.  But it’s mostly an apocalyptic survival movie that doesn’t take place in space with bad acting and not much going for it. Very just OK at best and of course it doesn’t live up to its iconic vhs cover.

  • Hobgoblins

    Hobgoblins

    ★★½

    This was kinda like a bunch of skits thrown together with stuffed animals tying them all together.  It’s OK with varying degrees of absurd entertainment.  A lot of the humor was overly horny cuz sex jokes are easy.  Needed way more hobgoblin to live up to its title.

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  • The Bears and I

    The Bears and I

    ★★★

    Whenever someone tells me 1917 was a masterful technical feat I’m going to be like “Dude!  Did you ever see The Bears and I?  Do you even watch movies?”.  Way more a technical feat to get three bears to do what you want than to pretend a war movie is one long take.  John Wayne’s forgettable son is in a boat with three bears and the MF’er tips that sh!t over into the water.  They really went and dunked three…

  • Daughters of Eve

    Daughters of Eve

    ★★★½

    This movie opens with the slaughter of a water buffalo...just because.  Or maybe it’s supposed to be foreshadowing.  The village hunk takes his freshly slaughtered meat back to his hut where the whole village apparently lusts after this dude.  Including two sisters. One who’s insanely jealous and possessive of him and the other who’s extremely religious and is fighting her carnal desires.  A friend returns to the village after being gone a few years all westernized now and everyone starts…