GoblinBoy

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  • Resurrection

    ★★★½

  • Kiss Me Monster

    ★★★

  • Two Undercover Angels

    ★★★

  • Righting Wrongs

    ★★★★

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  • Resurrection

    Resurrection

    ★★★½

    These dudes watched se7en once and then made a whole ass movie out of it.  Two cops are trying to track down an elusive killer who’s making a Frankenstein Jesus.  Gory, overly stylized, and unintentionally funny at times.  It’s got its flaws but it’s a pretty decent rip-off movie overall.

  • Kiss Me Monster

    Kiss Me Monster

    ★★★

    The Red Lips are back but this time with more instrument playing. And everyone they talk to is mysteriously killed by an unseen assailant in front of them. Which they seem to take as no big deal and take it upon themselves to dispose of the bodies.  This one’s a bit wackier than the first with more striptease, cults, and zombies.  Same as the first movie, it’s more silly than anything else.

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  • The Bears and I

    The Bears and I

    ★★★

    Whenever someone tells me 1917 was a masterful technical feat I’m going to be like “Dude!  Did you ever see The Bears and I?  Do you even watch movies?”.  Way more a technical feat to get three bears to do what you want than to pretend a war movie is one long take.  John Wayne’s forgettable son is in a boat with three bears and the MF’er tips that sh!t over into the water.  They really went and dunked three…

  • Daughters of Eve

    Daughters of Eve

    ★★★½

    This movie opens with the slaughter of a water buffalo...just because.  Or maybe it’s supposed to be foreshadowing.  The village hunk takes his freshly slaughtered meat back to his hut where the whole village apparently lusts after this dude.  Including two sisters. One who’s insanely jealous and possessive of him and the other who’s extremely religious and is fighting her carnal desires.  A friend returns to the village after being gone a few years all westernized now and everyone starts…