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  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    ★★

    The Alien franchise is one of the best trilogies of all time.
    Can't believe they got Sigourney to star in one of these dumb euro knock-offs though... Guess she needed the money.

    Almost worth it for the scene where Sigourney Weaver fists an excessively lubed up Winona Ryder before they go to church.

  • Run

    Run

    ★★★

    Gave away the 'twist' at the 10 minute mark and spent the rest of the runtime playing catch up, luckily Kiera Allen was pretty great and it was just dumb enough to still be enjoyable... The ending is hilarious.

    Also as someone who was raised by a single father this is exactly what I've always assumed it would be like living with a mother, every one of them seems right at the edge of becoming a psychotic Sarah Paulson.

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  • Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    ★★★½

    Spoiler alert! Jason is a fucking Deadite!
    The Final Friday casually ties Jason to the Evil Dead mythos and places Crystal Lake in the same universe as Freddy Krueger's Elm Street and honestly... It explains a lot.
    Although it inexplicably adds the family ties aspect of Halloween's Michael Myers to Jason's character and steals liberally from both Cronenberg and other Carpenter films, but it does so with such unabashed glee and a few knowing winks that I'll not only forgive…

  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    ★★½

    AKA We Need To Talk About Kevin McAllister.