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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey


    Watch Stanley Kubrick's 1968 cinematic masterpiece, 2001: A Space Odyssey, they said. It'll be fun, they said. I can't get it off the ceiling. It keeps skittering up my walls, hissing "o b e l i sskkkskskksskkkskskks" at me. And... whenever it stares me in the eyes, I hear gregorian chanting...?

    Atmospheric horror is a genre, I'm slowly realizing, that really knows how to undo me. Anyway, if you know how to get Stanley Kubrick's 1968 cinematic masterpiece, 2001: A Space Odyssey off of my ceiling, let me know. It's looming over my bed. I'm afraid.

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


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  • Cool World

    Cool World

    Utterly incomprehensible.

  • So I Married an Axe Murderer

    So I Married an Axe Murderer


    Mike Myers does his best with a stale and unimaginative script. The soundtrack is the singular most 90s thing I’ve ever heard, while the dialogue is the worst writing I’ve ever heard in a film. Every single line feels forced. I cannot explain how much I hated every line in this movie. Twilight has more inventive dialogue.

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  • Drive



    I loved this movie right out of the gate — Ryan Gosling, standing in a dimly-lit and deathly silent motel room, having a muted conversation with someone unidentifiable over a burner phone.

    Immediately you know two things:  First, this character is masterfully careful, approaching his craft like a painter approaches a canvas. Each stroke has purpose, each movement must be defined.  Second, this movie is going to take you by the hand, leading you silently through back alleys, until you…

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project


    "I can always tell when adults are about to cry."

    It's hard for me to express the depth of nostalgia that washed over me, watching The Florida Project.

    I may not have grown up in Florida, but I have enough in common with the plot that my heart twinged nonstop. My mother was a single parent, far from clean-cut, and she often took me to work with her at a motel that looked very similar to the purple place. Granted,…