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  • Skinner



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    While o freely admit to not paying the full amount of attention to this film, it did seem a bit.. well meh I’m afraid. 

    Our friendly, nerdy murderer skins unfortunate victims in a Buffalo Bill style to make himself skinsuit. Grim. 

    Problem is, Dennis Skinner is also the name of a grumpy old far left politician from the Labour Party. Consequently I find it near impossible to take him seriously as a slash-slash psychopath.

  • Scanners



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Murderously telekinetic X-Men are pursued by pistol-brandishing middle aged white men in raincoats..

    Understandably, they use their powers to fuck shit up. Heads explode, phones melt. Raincoats scatter. 

    But I just can’t take my eyes off that computer-nerd’s facial moley-moley-moley

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    Return of the Jedi


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    To commemorate me hitting the my first thousand reviews I thought I’d choose some of my childhood favourites I’ve not got round to seeing again recently.

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