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Trudie’s review published on Letterboxd:
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Genuinely one of the most horribly written, bland, boring and flat out dumb blockbusters I've seen in my life. Totally and utterly predictable from minute one with humour that doesn't land, a plot that goes about its business lazily and characters with names you have zero chance of remembering.
And THEN they had the AUDACITY to kill Mako, one of the only characters with a hint of substance. I like what they did with scary business lady and Newton, I'll admit that played with my expectations but Jesus Christ other than that this was just flat out nothingness. Listen, I love monster fights as much as the next girl but this was not at all needed and the fact they expect to make another after this is offensive.