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  • The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fucking delightful. Totally expected time travel to be the solution and was pleasantly surprised they didn’t bring it back

  • Dragon Blade

    Dragon Blade

    ★★½

    The action scenes were pretty great. The rest was meh but fun overall

  • The Kid Who Would Be King

    The Kid Who Would Be King

    ★★★

    Incredibly straightforward movie without many surprises. Sometimes that’s ok. The kids did a good job acting and the battle scenes were good.

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale

    ★★★★★

    Clue meets Four Rooms meets Hateful Eight plus a lot of good stuff

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★

    The first 40 minutes of this movie brought basically nothing to the table but the payoff was worth the wait

  • Vice

    Vice

    ★★★

    Great acting saved a little bit of a mess of a movie

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★★

    Goodfellas but porn

  • Bumblebee

    Bumblebee

    ★★★★

    The scenes of transformers fighting are really satisfying

  • Anna and the Apocalypse

    Anna and the Apocalypse

    ★★★

    Why weren't more of the songs about the zombies?

    Not one zombie even sang.

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★★★★½

    There’s a character named Gordon so obviously I loved it

  • The Incredibles

    The Incredibles

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dash killed at least 8 people

  • Born

    Born

    ★★

    Alison Brie really saved this movie