• All Good Things ... Must Come to an End

    All Good Things ... Must Come to an End

    ★★★★★

    They're dying to kill
    And living to die
    Snub nose, headshots
    If you touch anything that's mine
    Respect, Loyalty
    Dan la vida por la familia
    They live for the honor
    They'll kill for the honor
    They'll die for the honor
    Wise guys take life from the box
    Look judge in the eyes
    Put they hand on the bible
    And lie to you, only to leave something to the coroner

    From the law, from the feds
    Fuck cops, pop pop
    Catch…

  • The Hit

    The Hit

    ★★★★★

    In this business you either get blacklisted by letterboxd or accrue a fanbase of dedicated GottiLovers. I did both. Letterboxd put out the hit. This will not go unnoticed.

    It’s been a few short, arduous months gentlemen, but our purpose has been fulfilled. As a parting request I ask that you give Gotti the rating it deserves. Let’s get that average score up. Letterboxd put out the hit on critics like myself brave enough to speak in favor of Gotti,…

  • Minions

    Minions

    ★★★★½

    HELLL YEAH I LOVE THE MINIONS!! CHASE BANK LOVES THE MINIONS! KEVIN COSTNER LOVES THE MINIPNS! RAYTHEON LOVES THE MINIONS! DICK CHENEY LOVES THE MINIONS! MINION MOVIES FOREVER

    #MINIONSQUAD #CHASEBANK #CASHAPP

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    holy shit no one fucking cares whether or not you think it is/isn’t a Christmas movie

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    Full of exaggerated swagger. A must watch.

    5/5

  • The Boss Baby

    The Boss Baby

    ★★★★

    Serving as a fascinating critique of capitalism, unjust hierarchies, and toxic masculinity, “Boss Baby” presents itself as easily accessible schlock in order to have a broad appeal to the masses, but the bourgeoisie-satirical subtext is present nonetheless. “Boss Baby” is this generation’s Das Kapital, but with an arguably greater reach due to its cinematic format and broad accessibility. 

    5 stars

    ,

  • GoodFellas

    GoodFellas

    ½

    No

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    i watched this movie on Oct 21, 2020.

    it’s not halloween.

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★★

    DVD
    Aspect Ratio: 1:34
    Color

    19 mm - shot on film (NOT DIGITaL)
    # of erections (i only experience arousal when watching pure kino (cinesexual)): 11
    Reviewer IQ: 163

    It’s a really nice watch”

    Lanthimos’s The Killing of a Sacred Deer is more than a film. It’s more than a movie. It’s more than a flick. It’s more than a filmé. It’s more than a talkie. It’s more than a picture. It’s more than cinema. It’s even more than Kino. It’s…

  • Martin Scorsese Directs

    Martin Scorsese Directs

    ½

    yeah... I don’t think so

  • Grave of the Fireflies

    Grave of the Fireflies

    ½

    i dont like anime

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What? Why didn’t they catch the killer?? Awful movie!!!