Favorite films

  • Sonatine
  • Dead or Alive 2: Birds
  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • The Fast and the Furious

Recent activity

  • The Book of Eli

  • The Town

  • The Old Guard

  • Argo

Recent reviews

  • The Book of Eli

    The Book of Eli

    maybe one of the top five weirdest movies I’ve ever seen. denzel is jesus? denzel is blind jesus? the apocalypse is sponsored by beats? PLL flashback colour saturation? crippling misogyny? you very much get the vibe they feel like cause denzel and kunis aren’t involved in a romance the movie is, like, feminist, even though there’s violence against women and implied sexual assault every five minutes. i hope it found an audience though like the idea of people who really love this movie is somewhat endearing to me

  • The Town

    The Town

    kind of mann-esque but without the like, visual flair or emotional intelligence. but a little mann is better than no man! hate the blake lively character sooooo much lol just say you think women are stupid and go

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