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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jun 2022 5

  Alright here’s the story you’ve been waiting for:

  Watched Top Gun at this theater a couple weeks ago. Got the online ticket on my phone. I thought the dude wasn’t scanning the barcodes, just looking at the tickets. So. Using my bachelors degree, photoshopped the Top Gun: Maverick ticket to an Elvis ticket.

  Show up to the theater and the dude is actually scanning the barcodes now. The two choices are: 

  A. Buy an actual Elvis ticket at the kiosk, or…

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  Bad Education 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 28 May 2021

  We are sitting on bleachers because this is a high school, but we’re tilted because it’s a bad high school

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2023

  Gonna be fucking hilarious when this gets put on Hulu

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  Thirteen Lives 2022

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2023

  My favorite genre

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2023 3

  Got triple m’s call me The Mummy
  Got wack editing call me The Mummy

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  All That Jazz 1979

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2023 1

  1979 gave us The Wall, All That Jazz, and The Muppets Movie. The great triumvirate.