Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • First Reformed
  • Blade Runner
  • Sunset Boulevard

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  • Babylon

    ★★★★½

  • Thirteen Lives

    ★★★

  • The Mummy

    ★★★

  • Rushmore

    ★★★½

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★½

    Alright here’s the story you’ve been waiting for:

    Watched Top Gun at this theater a couple weeks ago. Got the online ticket on my phone. I thought the dude wasn’t scanning the barcodes, just looking at the tickets. So. Using my bachelors degree, photoshopped the Top Gun: Maverick ticket to an Elvis ticket.

    Show up to the theater and the dude is actually scanning the barcodes now. The two choices are: 

    A. Buy an actual Elvis ticket at the kiosk, or…

  • Bad Education

    Bad Education

    ★★★½

    We are sitting on bleachers because this is a high school, but we’re tilted because it’s a bad high school

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  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★½

    Gonna be fucking hilarious when this gets put on Hulu

  • Thirteen Lives

    Thirteen Lives

    ★★★

    My favorite genre

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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★★

    Got triple m’s call me The Mummy
    Got wack editing call me The Mummy

  • All That Jazz

    All That Jazz

    ★★★★★

    1979 gave us The Wall, All That Jazz, and The Muppets Movie. The great triumvirate.