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  • Men

    ★★★½

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★★

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  • Men

    Men

    ★★★½

    Well that was a lot to unpack. I wanna see it again before I solidify my thoughts on it, but this movie got under my skin. Also all the incels criticizing this movie for being “feminist propaganda” need to be sent to Mars.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    “The multiverse as a concept was invented by scientists wholesale to keep away from the fact that the world was created by God. They can’t explain the world and so they say, oh yeah well it must be a multiverse.” 

                                                                      - Andrew Klavan

    I don’t want to…

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  • Loki

    Loki

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fuck you. Just fuck you Marvel.

    Yeah, that’s the point where I’m at with this studio. It’s done. Everything has been butchered beyond repair. Everything in the MCU storyline has been destroyed. Everything I’ve cared about in the MCU and every action that has been taken by the characters has been rendered meaningless. This show literally strips any and all free will from all the characters, whom we previously thought were all making meaningful choices, as well as from any…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Yeah actually, I am excited, which is weird because I don’t really get excited about things. I kind of expect disappointment, so that I’ll never actually be disappointed. It’s just, I don’t know it just kind of feels different this time for some reason.” 

    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) is big stupid dumb movie that is filled with cringe humor half the time, contrivances, broken multiverse nonsense, and absolute absurdity sprinkled throughout. And I fucking love it.

    Like they’ve been…