Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • Prisoners
  • Ratatouille
  • There Will Be Blood

Recent activity

  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Elvis


  • The Black Phone


  • Obi-Wan Kenobi


Recent reviews

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    “It’s not the plane, it’s the pilot.”

    This is the best movie to make a billion dollars in the last decade imo. I stand by what I said on first viewing, this movie is everything that a modern day blockbuster should be. Honestly, I’m probably gonna see it again on Monday.

  • Elvis



    Wow… I never thought I would ever say this in my life, but Tom Hanks actively ruins this movie. I also don’t say this that often but this movie was way too fucking long. I couldn’t believe how bored I was during this movie. Filmmaking was serviceable but the editing sucked. It wasn’t Bohemian Rhapsody or Don’t Look Up levels of shite, but still shite nonetheless. I don’t know, Austin Butler was good tho I guess.

Popular reviews

  • Loki


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fuck you. Just fuck you Marvel.

    Yeah, that’s the point where I’m at with this studio. It’s done. Everything has been butchered beyond repair. Everything in the MCU storyline has been destroyed. Everything I’ve cared about in the MCU and every action that has been taken by the characters has been rendered meaningless. This show literally strips any and all free will from all the characters, whom we previously thought were all making meaningful choices, as well as from any…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Yeah actually, I am excited, which is weird because I don’t really get excited about things. I kind of expect disappointment, so that I’ll never actually be disappointed. It’s just, I don’t know it just kind of feels different this time for some reason.” 

    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) is big stupid dumb movie that is filled with cringe humor half the time, contrivances, broken multiverse nonsense, and absolute absurdity sprinkled throughout. And I fucking love it.

    Like they’ve been…