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  • The Granny

    The Granny

    ★★★

    This movie is hateful and rude and just completely bonkers. A bowl of Lucky Charms with crunched up Adderall. The insane, wisecracking, murderous granny is very over the top, like Freddy Krueger after he's had a few beers and is feeling great and extra full of himself.
    Contains everyone's favorite horrible movie faux pas: a woman wearing glasses = an ugly, worthless non-person (this woman is usually played by a model, a porn star, someone who has been in many…

  • Satanic Attraction

    Satanic Attraction

    ★★★

    In one scene, this woman is supposedly so high that she doesn't realize the bar of soap she's using to wash herself with has razorblades attached to it. In another scene, a woman is laying face down on a hammock and a masked killer manages to sneak underneath her and stab her with a sword and make her guts fall out. This is just some of the extreme, gory ineptitude you will find on display here. I think the plot…

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  • Mind Killer

    Mind Killer

    ★★

    Didn't know if I'd ever see this one. I don't download movies, this is only on VHS, and copies usually sell for $50 or more. Thankfully all those evil wizards over at Amazon keep adding a steady supply of obscure, terrible movies. And if you couldn't tell, that's exactly what this is. Please note: the sound on this movie is very bad. It's like they recorded their lines next to a pot of boiling french fry grease, I'm serious. There…

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★

    There was like an 80 year old couple sitting next to us and at first I thought it was weird, but now I'm kinda like Hell yeah Horror For Life