Vincent Price is just the freaking Master. You already knew that. This movie is crazy-it's equally "tame," but also one of the most hardcore movies ever. It's tame because it's 1970s PG, so they don't really "show" anything (still, 1970s PG could def show more Then than they can Now) But it's hardcore because Dr Phibes is maliciously psychopathic. He ties someone up and traps their arm in a spiked cage and covers them in scorpions! I mean,,, wtf! But…

Man, this is an absolutely terrible movie. Hard (and sad) to believe it's Jess Franco. To be fair though, it was probably translated back and forth four million times between Spanish and German and English. And JF was 72 when he made this (which you have to admit is awesome)...Still, it's very hard to get through. There are quality parts here and there, but as a whole this is a very rough watch. The Killer Barbys are fun, their pop…

This is <Too Much> on every single level, but I can't help but love it anyway. This is what Charles Band wishes he was making. I'm sure this is what Full Moon movie watchers wish they were watching, too. This is a movie nobody should ever watch, but one everyone needs to see. This is horrifying, stupid, gross, and so mesmerizing that you'll feel comatose. I wish the other GBK's weren't killed in a trash compactor, because I would have…