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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★½

    I don't think this quite stuck the landing, if I'm being honest. The performances are great, as is the cinematography, but... instead of all coalescing together into one large story, it comes off as a small story without an ending dressed up by a framing narrative that barely works.

    Its not bad, but... I doubt I'll ever watch it again.

  • Bloodsport

    Bloodsport

    ★★★★½

    So many good kicks, and a lovely, barely subtextual gay romance. What's not to love?

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  • Jesus Christ Superstar Live in Concert

    Jesus Christ Superstar Live in Concert

    ★★★½

    Putting Judas in a rhinestone mesh shirt and glitter leather pants is the ultimate power move tbh

    I see you and I fucking agree, bitch!

  • A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding

    A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding

    ★★★★

    Fuck y'all, this is great. Take the first one, sprinkle in a few more shenanigans, and dial up the ridiculousness a tad, and you get this.

    Noteable Quoteables:

    "Blogs-- That's what I do for a living!"
    "This dress" *gestures at a monstrosity* "is an extravaganza of style and taste"
    "WHY?" (a protest sign)
    "There's this new cryptocurrency I've been researching and I think it could solve the budget crisis"
    "Well, I always thought a cone was a sort of triangle?"
    "Desist any activity relating to your blog, IMMEDIATELY!"
    "You have a disturbing knowledge of underhanded dealings!"