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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    Sam Levinson you fucking hack fraud. LEGO is a brand. They make bricks, sets, and minifigs (that’s lingo for minifigures). When describing them as a collective noun, the plural is simply LEGO.
    “That’s a cool LEGO collection”.
    “I love building LEGO sets”.
    “Sorry, Lord. LEGO is too expensive to buy regularly. You can only get your favorite toy ever once a year on fucking Christmas”.

    I understand the overwhelming urge to say “legos”. I used to be in that position…

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

    “He built all of me. Except my core, that’s mine.”

    “And did you tell her who you built that body for?”

    “This body… it has the power I need. I feel a connection to it I can’t explain. This could be who I am.”

    “Your core was designed to interface with this type of body.”

    “And that’s why I will never unite you with this body”

    “It’s the adaptive technology of the Berserker body. The shell is reconfiguring to her…

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  • Three Thousand Years of Longing

    Three Thousand Years of Longing

    Ayeee #bunnytalk

    Took notice of the fact that basically all of the couples in this movie are interracial, but didn’t think much of it until the film actually tries to make it a theme for no reason. I mean it was weird enough seeing the bizarre magical sex between Idris and Tilda especially after the movie spends the entire runtime exoticizing him. And especially since it’s sex that Idris’ character literally can’t say no to without being imprisoned for centuries. …

  • Charisma

    Charisma

    ★★★★★

    Reminds me of Godard’s Weekend in the way it depicts societal collapse on such a small scale. The descent seems gradual before suddenly dropping off of a cliff, violence starts off comedic before turning shockingly brutal. This breakdown of relations is aided by the inscrutable nature of the characters and by Kiyoshi’s camera. As is the case with Weekend, Kurosawa makes it feel less like ideologies are clashing and more like they are drifting in and out of the frame…

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation

    ★½

    Sofia Coppola you fucking weirdo.

    I was really looking forward to this.

    Lost In Translation takes a look at a blossoming love affair between 2 Americans isolated in Japan. My problem with this is that I found the depiction of Japan and of Japanese people by the film to be, how do I say, dogshit. Like half of the film's runtime is Bill Murray making fun of the fact that the Japanese people don't have perfect English pronunciation while completely…

  • Her

    Her

    ★★½

    computer bitch: “what if your butthole was in your armpit?”
    joaquin: laughs hysterically
    everyone: 5 stars