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  • Alita: Battle Angel
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • Brewster McCloud
  • The Long Day Closes

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  • Twin Peaks

    ★★★★★

  • All of Us Strangers

  • Ghost in the Shell

  • The Matrix Revolutions

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    Sam Levinson you fucking hack fraud. LEGO is a brand. They make bricks, sets, and minifigs (that’s lingo for minifigures). When describing them as a collective noun, the plural is simply LEGO.
    “That’s a cool LEGO collection”.
    “I love building LEGO sets”.
    “Sorry, Lord. LEGO is too expensive to buy regularly. You can only get your favorite toy ever once a year on fucking Christmas”.

    I understand the overwhelming urge to say “legos”. I used to be in that position…

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

    “He built all of me. Except my core, that’s mine.”

    “And did you tell her who you built that body for?”

    “This body… it has the power I need. I feel a connection to it I can’t explain. This could be who I am.”

    “Your core was designed to interface with this type of body.”

    “And that’s why I will never unite you with this body”

    “It’s the adaptive technology of the Berserker body. The shell is reconfiguring to her…

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  • Twin Peaks

    Twin Peaks

    ★★★★★

    Only upon rewatching the pilot am I now realizing the full extent of the impact this had on my conception of what film/television/art should be and do. Every person is full of beauty and danger. Every person contains an entire universe.

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    When translating noir to the realm of the future, Scott loses my favorite aspect of the genre: the fact that the shadows mean something. I’ve never seen so many amazing production choices undercut by lackluster directorial ones. Scott’s camera feels allergic to curiosity, charm, horror, and tragedy. Allergic to play and dynamics. There’s no poetry and the scenes don’t work. For as pretty as these pictures are, I don’t see any reason for them to be moving.

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation

    ★½

    Sofia Coppola you fucking weirdo.

    I was really looking forward to this.

    Lost In Translation takes a look at a blossoming love affair between 2 Americans isolated in Japan. My problem with this is that I found the depiction of Japan and of Japanese people by the film to be, how do I say, dogshit. Like half of the film's runtime is Bill Murray making fun of the fact that the Japanese people don't have perfect English pronunciation while completely…

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★½

    Somebody get this bitch a Xanax