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  • Design

    Design

    Aight this isn't a shitpost you'd usually expect from me (you can tell bc I'm using punctuation!). If you've followed me here for a while on Instagram you'd probably know I'm a graphic designer with a passion for film posters which I do in my spare time. In early September I entered a competition ran by the UK Film Distribution Agency to create a mock poster for a pre-released film and last week it was revealed I won which is…

  • Clueless

    Clueless

    ★★★★

    young cinephilles 🤝 40 year old mothers

    paul rudd

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone

    ★★★★

    my love for this film was reignited by A Quiet Place directly paying homage to the great criminal marv merchants by emily blunt stamping on a rusty nail on a staircase, the true spirit of christmas

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

    when i say i want a goth gf what i mean is i want spider-man noir

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★

    MY BROTHER WHO WORKS @ THE ACaDeDEMY AKA THE OSCARS AND I WAS FACETIMING HIM AND HE JUST TOLD ME THE RUMORS ARE TRUE U GOTTA BELIEVE ME OKAY I HAVE AN INSIDE SOURCE BLADE RUNNER 2049 IS NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE ITS A YEAR LATE BUT NO ONE ACTUALLY SAW THE POST THEYRE JUST CONTRACTED TO NOMINATE ANYTHING MERYL STREEP TOUCHES

  • Widows
  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    hayden christensen 🤝 thanos

    retiring to live on a farm

  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★★

    "For 19-year-old Jay, fall should be about school, boys and weekends out at the lake. " each 19 year old jay to their own i Guess.....? some 19 year old jays long to be followed by a supernatural entity

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★½

    everytime ryan gosling was in panicky drunk danger he bloated up to look like one of those dogs that swallowed a bee

    yes this the 8th time ive logged this and ive ran out of things to say and What about it

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    wes anderson: my next feature will star a recent best actress winner :) guess who it is :)

    everyone: is it frances mcdormand

    frances mcdormand, a known frequent collaboration of wes anderson: its me :)

    everyone: *pretends to be shocked*

  • Mid90s

    Mid90s

    jonah hill: *puts on glasses*

    the academy: ah yes, the critcally acclaimed artisté jonah hill, please sit with us while we discuss and critique filmé

    jonah hill: *removes glasses*

    the academy: oh god no, its comedy actor jonah hill asking for his supporting actor oscar for 21 jump street. go back to riding off the success of superbad, you disgust me

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★

    on the verge of starting a new american idol type tv competition show to find me something that can emotionally impact me as much as the airport scene bc its been a year and nothing has hit t h a t hard