Nick Nolte is so good in this. Tbf he’s always usually so good but damn, he is fantastic as a despicable father.

BUT I AM NAPOOLLLEEOOON!!!

Suuure you are.

“I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!”

“Ok..”

*jumps out window*

Steven Universe: The Movie is a triumph of television movie events everywhere. This was so meant for theaters, it’s not even the least bit amusing.

- This is the coda to Steven’s emotional journey and I would not have it any other way at all.
- The music in this smacked. It has such a 1940s/Broadway musical style and it made my feet weak.
- Spinel is the best Steven Universe villain. That’s it.
- The animation was 10/10
- It is funny too!

I cannot wait for what Rebecca and her team have in store next.