• Rambo III

    Rambo III


    Eh. Sylvester still has nice arms.

  • Rambo: First Blood Part II

    Rambo: First Blood Part II


    Whereas the first First (haha) Blood was an exciting action thriller with plenty of substance, this is just the kind of mindless 80s action shit people expected to see the first time around. But it’s definitely fun so no complaining here.

  • Hulk



    Nick Nolte is so good in this. Tbf he’s always usually so good but damn, he is fantastic as a despicable father.

  • Napoleon Bunny-Part

    Napoleon Bunny-Part



    Suuure you are.

  • Us Again

    Us Again


    Absolutely positively vibrant.

  • Raya and the Last Dragon

    Raya and the Last Dragon


    Raya and the Last Dragon is the kind of Disney I always love to see. Gorgeously animated (one of their most beautiful looking films recently), skillfully voiced (Kelly Marie Tran and Awkwafina are beyond excellent), boosted by heartfelt drama, an uplifting score by James Newton Howard, and passionate world building and optimism that heavily reminds me of fantastic Western animation like Avatar: The Last Airbender, Steven Universe, and Amphibia, I really loved it and will definitely put it on again asap.

  • Peter Rabbit

    Peter Rabbit


    "You're promoting a flagrantly unqualified half-wit to a position of immense importance, based purely on nepotism."
    "This is Great Britain. It's practically written in our charter."

  • Hot Shots! Part Deux

    Hot Shots! Part Deux


    One of the funniest comedies of its time. I miss comedies like this with wall to wall jokes and performances that are either over the top or take themselves too seriously.

    Harbinger: Geronimo!
    Rabinowitz: Geronimo!
    Geronimo: Me!

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel


    "By order of the commissioner of police, Zubrowka Province, I hereby place you under arrest for the murder of Madame Celine Villenueve Desgoffe-und-Taxis."
    "I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death. She's been murdered, and you think I did it."

  • The Jungle Book

    The Jungle Book


    A rolling bear gathers no hair!

  • The Green Mile

    The Green Mile


    "He kill them wi' their love. Wi' their love fo' each other. That's how it is, every day, all over the world."

  • Brawl in Cell Block 99

    Brawl in Cell Block 99


    "I'm gonna use that one."
    "We're using it now, gringo."
    "Don't call me a foreigner. Last time I checked, the colors of the flag weren't red, white and burrito."
    "Wanna start some stuff?"
    "I'm more of a finisher."