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  • John Wick

    John Wick


    Great ad for the ASPCA.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    I don’t ever think I left a theater thinking “okay I need a bottle of water right now,” but I did. It’s safe for me to assume that a movie has ever portrayed so honestly and accurately the exploration of sexuality as much as this, and that is regardless of sexual orientation. This movie hurt me, man. I might have been frustrated because of some timing problems related to the narrative, but this movie found ways to make up for it. 

    Side note: my relationship with peaches has been CHALLENGED.

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  • Carol



    If anyone ever wrote to me, “Our lives stretched out ahead of us, a perpetual sunrise,” I would literally fly to London, hire Sherlock Holmes, ask him to find them, and marry them immediately. That’s it. 

    Side note: I’ve never met a Harge I liked.

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming


    Massaging my face because I’ve been smiling from ear to ear for approximately 2.5 hours.