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SLC Punk 1998
The kind of movie you could base an entire personality around if you were fifteen. I can only imagine a type of white dude entering college armed with three VHS tapes: SLC Punk, Mallrats, and The Big Lebowski. A generation removed from Repo Man, the quasi-poser stance is unfashionable as ever.
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Big Trouble 1986
Apparently it is obscenely difficult to get your boss to make a phone call to Yale.
Objectively not good, but it was not the affront to cinema that I was anticipating. Once I started thinking about it like The In-Laws part two, I was able to go with the flow.
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The Suicide 1978
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To think that Todd Haynes was only 16 when he wrote and directed this surreal after school nightmare. Middle school was rough. -
High School Musical 2 2007
I found out that Kobe Bryant died about 12 minutes into this. Then “Fabulous” started playing. There are no words.
