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The Three Caballeros 1944
Watching my kids watch this I can now safely say I know what my face looked like after I smoked my first joint.
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The Dark Knight Rises 2012
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Jurassic World 2015
God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates Steven Spielberg
Steven Spielberg creates dinosaurs
Dinosaurs inspire man
Man destroys God
The Indie-to-Hollywood Conversion Factory creates Colin Trevorrow
Colin Trevorrow reverse-engineers…
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Osmosis Jones 2001
The removal of nostalgia goggles has not been kind to this film. Because doing so has made me realize this movie isn't good, but good and bad. Specifically animated segments…
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