★½ Watched 29 Apr, 2018 7
“Everyone’s special, Dash.” “Which is another way of saying no one is.”
Watched 18 Jan, 2018 3
The worst film of 2018.
★★★★★ Watched 30 Nov, 2017 5
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Halfway through I though to myself “the only way I could love this more is if it had a musical number.”
SPOILER: I loved it more.
Watched 22 Dec, 2017 8
Hi, my name is Griffin Newman and I like the movie DOWNSIZING. By the time you are reading this I am probably dead, having been brutally murdered by the entirety of Film Twitter.