Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Santa Claus: The Movie 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2023

  I had never watched this as I always thought I was too hip for this kiddy shit but I was so wrong and it’s all down to one man, John Lithgow, who is scene stealingly sensational!

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  There's Something in the Barn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 07 Dec 2023

  Silly but fun and not too scary or gory so your kids can watch it or your granny too.

  Defo got the gremlins vibes.

  Utterly shit film title though, I’d have went with Mental Elf.

Popular reviews

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  Peter Pan 1953

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2015 2

  My fave bit is when Mr Smee shaves a birds arse.

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  Total Recall 2012

  ★★ Watched 01 Sep 2012 14

  Souless remake that ignores all the great things from the original:-
  No Mars
  No Ricther
  No Benny
  No Kuato
  No one liners
  I heard that Kate Beckinsale steals the movie, she doesn't, she's as generic as everything else in this, and to waste Bryan Cranston is a sin!