If you’ve ever wondered why Lou Diamond Phillips was only successful fleetingly then see this as proof that acting wasn’t his strong point!
However it is a tonne of fun! Probably the most OTT, so bad it’s good, sledgehammer subtle film I’ve seen in a while. The killer using a ceiling fan as a weapon was golden!
If it was made now as a retro throwback it would be universally loved, buddy boy!
I should also apologise to my neighbors…
Souless remake that ignores all the great things from the original:-
No Mars
No Ricther
No Benny
No Kuato
No one liners
I heard that Kate Beckinsale steals the movie, she doesn't, she's as generic as everything else in this, and to waste Bryan Cranston is a sin!
My second 5 star review for a release of 2014.
Scarlett is shit hot and just plain hot as the alien who gets rids the streets of the toothless glasgow twats that she meets.
So cool to see my city up on the big screen and so weird to also see a hollywood a-lister hanging about some total glasgow dives!
When Scarlett came across a crowd of Celtic fans I was hoping she would mow them down, if so this woulda got 6 stars. (just a wee old firm joke there, no offence intended).
