Favorite films

  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • Se7en
  • The Suicide Squad
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Recent activity

  • Withnail & I


  • The Power of the Dog


  • Shepherd


  • The Advent Calendar


Recent reviews

  • Shepherd



    The best thing about this was seeing such landscapes on the big screen. Just about everything looked amazing there. This director is talented as fuck. 

    But then you have a movie that drags just a little bit too much and as the
    Mystery unravelled so did my patience.

    Still, Kate Dickie is always a convincing weirdo and is the best thing in it by a mile!

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife


    First half feels a wee bit slow and then it kicks up the pace and ends! 

    It did make me feel emotions and stuff though which was good and McKenna Grace is a star. 

    Stay till the very end of the credits.

Popular reviews

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Souless remake that ignores all the great things from the original:-
    No Mars
    No Ricther
    No Benny
    No Kuato
    No one liners
    I heard that Kate Beckinsale steals the movie, she doesn't, she's as generic as everything else in this, and to waste Bryan Cranston is a sin!

  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin


    My second 5 star review for a release of 2014.

    Scarlett is shit hot and just plain hot as the alien who gets rids the streets of the toothless glasgow twats that she meets.

    So cool to see my city up on the big screen and so weird to also see a hollywood a-lister hanging about some total glasgow dives!

    When Scarlett came across a crowd of Celtic fans I was hoping she would mow them down, if so this woulda got 6 stars. (just a wee old firm joke there, no offence intended).