Favorite films

  • The Exorcist
  • BlackBerry
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Pearl

Recent activity

  • Santa Claus: The Movie


  • A Disturbance in the Force: How the Star Wars Holiday Special Happened


  • The Sacrifice Game

  • There's Something in the Barn


Recent reviews

  • Santa Claus: The Movie

    Santa Claus: The Movie


    I had never watched this as I always thought I was too hip for this kiddy shit but I was so wrong and it’s all down to one man, John Lithgow, who is scene stealingly sensational!

  • There's Something in the Barn

    There's Something in the Barn


    Silly but fun and not too scary or gory so your kids can watch it or your granny too.

    Defo got the gremlins vibes.

    Utterly shit film title though, I’d have went with Mental Elf.

Popular reviews

  • Peter Pan

    Peter Pan


    My fave bit is when Mr Smee shaves a birds arse.

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Souless remake that ignores all the great things from the original:-
    No Mars
    No Ricther
    No Benny
    No Kuato
    No one liners
    I heard that Kate Beckinsale steals the movie, she doesn't, she's as generic as everything else in this, and to waste Bryan Cranston is a sin!