• Candyman: Day of the Dead

    Candyman: Day of the Dead

    ★½

    I should read more books.

  • I, Frankenstein

    I, Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    Definitely every 1 and 1/2 star rating is warranted. This movie is a steaming pile of shit. It’s 82 minutes though and I’m not gonna lie, I laughed out loud a lot. That has to count for something.

  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man

    ★★★★

    We all could use more Cage nowadays.

  • Tremors

    Tremors

    ★★★★½

    I’ll be 38 in a few months meaning I was 7 when this was made. Why the fuck did I wait so long to see it?!? Especially since I be had the dvd for probably 15 years. It’s right up my alley too. Fun film! Stupid Grooveman.

  • Someone's Watching Me!

    Someone's Watching Me!

    ★★★½

    Uncle Leo!

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★★

    Young Scarlet looks just like young Milla Jovovich. Turns out it’s Milla’s daughter. Neat.

  • The Keepers

    The Keepers

    ★★★★

    Definitely counts in my horror marathon cause this is some horrific shit.

  • Wrath of Man

    Wrath of Man

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A film called “Wrath of Man”needs to go up to 11 instead of settling on a 7. Definitely worth a watch though.

  • The Legend of Drunken Master

    The Legend of Drunken Master

    ★★★★½

    The end fight scene alone is worth a watch. Crazy shit! Plus the fact that Jackie Chan is 40 playing a 20 year old and is 9 years older then his mother in the film(or step mother) is pretty hilarious. Fun film.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★½

    I watched this yesterday afternoon and forgot to log it. Honestly I’ve pretty much forgotten the whole film already and that pretty much sums it up. My 8 year old daughter liked the “monster fights and stuff” so at least this film I can use as a gateway into her not being freaked out enough to watch Jurassic Park for the first time. #dadwin

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “This Girl is on Fire.” -Alicia Keys.

  • Gaia

    Gaia

    ★★★★½

    A weird Eco horror film that I hadn’t even heard of until I threw on my Saint Maud Blu that had this as one of the trailers. Funny enough my Saint maud menu wouldn’t work on my Xbox Blu-player and I couldn’t watch it so I ended up buying Gaia on Amazon prime for $9.99. Let’s support the weird little films as this is definitely an experience. Would make a great double feature with In the Earth. This film should and hopefully will get some more love in the future.