★★★★★ Hall of Fame
Just preposterously dumb. One thing these movies always seem to cheat on is scale. Sometimes Kong seems like he’s maybe like 6 or 7 stories tall. Other times he’s as tall as a skyscraper. Maybe that’s just me?
Anyway, whatever you do, if you decide to watch this, don’t go into it thinking of it as a movie. A narrative that you sit back and enjoy and think about as a cohesive story unfolds. Think of it more like a…