The asian guy's face after it was dragged across concrete looked like it was from They Live.
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The Mechanic 1972
Arthur Bishop's house is bar none the greatest bachelor pad in cinematic history. Located in the hills above West Hollywood, it was built in the 50s by Hollywood playboy Hal Braxton Hayes who included a nuclear fallout shelter accessible only from jumping into the pool and swimming through a tunnel. It has unfortunately been updated beyond recognition in the decades since, so The Mechanic is the only historical document left of its original splendor.
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Terminator: Dark Fate 2019
Leprechaun has a better catalog of sequels than Terminator.
After the so-bad-it's-still-mostly-bad Terminator Genisys, Skydance gives us this celluloid abomination. The opening 20 minutes is a master class in how to put an audience asleep with mindless, stakes-free action. The scene on the beach in Cabo is the most unintentionally funny moment in the series and I still can't believe it wasn't a dream sequence.
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Licence to Kill 1989
Straight up sleazefest. Might as well be a Death Wish sequel. Probably my favorite Bond film.
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Almost Famous 2000
It's a great film but I've never really clicked with it, maybe because Fugit is just too much of a doof and Kate Hudson is not interesting.
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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps 2010
Don't let the true awfulness of this film obscure that actually Oliver Stone has always been a talent-less hack.
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Wall Street 1987
Laughably dated, a simplistic morality tale divorced from reality save for the retro stock market floor location. Oliver Stone made Platoon and Natural Born Killers yet can't fathom evil on even the smallest scale. Extra star for Talking Heads. Hard to watch Charlie Sheen now that we know he raped Corey Haim on the set of Lucas.
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BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky 2020
There's a compelling documentary to be made about the KPOP factories that churn out these generic groups and all the young performers who get chewed up and spit out by them but unfortunately this isn't it. Light Up the Sky is a feature-length press release that is easy on the eyes but leaves you knowing less about the subjects than when you started.
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Halloween II 2009
It's insane how much better this is than Rob Zombie's first Halloween attempt. Hell, better than the rest of his oeuvre to date. It's so incredibly focused on Laurie's ptsd and parallels with her brother Michael that there is no room for Zombie's usual excesses and diversions. The theatrical cut is clearly superior to the unrated version so it's a shame only the latter is present on the blu ray box set (or blu ray at all in the USA).