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  • Tomb Raider

    Tomb Raider


    "This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you," was a line said in the movie.

    As someone who'd already played the reboot on which this was based, I went in with slightly elevated expectations because the director had made the decent The Wave and the cutscene-heavy game already played out like a rough cut of a movie, to its detriment. One of the few things the game had going for it that this PG-13 adaptation…

  • A Wrinkle in Time

    A Wrinkle in Time


    Watched about 15 minutes of Disney's latest meme waterfall on my break today, and all I've got to say is WTH, this is not the Halo movie I've been looking for (come to think, it has a whole lot more in common with Mass Effect: Andromeda). The visuals here are what you get when an incontinent unicorn craps all over an IMAX lens and the director just keeps rolling as if nothing happened. Maybe they shot so much of it…

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  • The Book of Henry

    The Book of Henry


    Holy moly. This is one of those movies that defies words and simply must be seen to be believed, but I'll give it my best shot anyway. Herein we have such delights as:

    * Gifted children, again
    * Smartass kids talking back to adults
    * Parents listening to said smartass children and even relying on one of them for financial counseling
    * Adult-child role reversal taken to such an extreme that Mom rages at Gears of War and needs to…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    So, are almost all the Resistance fighters women because of Drumpf?