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  • Aliens
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  • Money Plane

    ★½

  • Scream VI

    ★★★½

  • Cult of Chucky

    ★★★

  • Curse of Chucky

    ★★★

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  • Money Plane

    Money Plane

    ★½

    So yes, I admit that I have been taking some time off (I always do after Hoop-Tober). However, I still took some time to watch this for whatever reason, which happens to be more wrestler-starring schlock. And this one is really something, a terrible heist thriller that happens to star the Rated-R Superstar himself, Adam “Edge” Copeland.

    So Edge plays Jack Reese, a professional thief and former gambling addict whose failed efforts to steal a rare painting land him in…

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★½

    Geoff T's Hoop-Tober 10.0 Challenge
    Scream VI (2023)

    And so, finally capping off my Hoop-Tober this year with Scream…again. So I liked Radio Silence’s first go at the franchise a good bit, so it was natural for me to see where they’d take things further. With Scream VI, the action is shifted from the suburbs to a somewhat new location for the franchise, the big city.

    A year after the Woodsboro massacre, sisters Sam and Tara Carpenter along with Mindy and Chad…

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  • Cult of Chucky

    Cult of Chucky

    ★★★

    Geoff T's Hoop-Tober 10.0 Challenge
    Chucky Double Bill #2
    Cult of Chucky (2017)

    A few years after Curse, Don Mancini would follow up his prior DTV effort with Cult of Chucky, which brings the killer doll into the appropriate setting of a mental asylum.

    After being falsely imprisoned for the murder of her family, Nica Pierce has spent the past several years mentally institutionalised, where therapy has convinced her she was indeed the culprit. After being transferred to a medium-level psychiatric…

  • Curse of Chucky

    Curse of Chucky

    ★★★

    Geoff T's Hoop-Tober 10.0 Challenge
    Chucky Double Bill #1
    Curse of Chucky (2013)

    Felt like doing a bit of Chucky once again. So the killer doll had more or less been out-of-the-loop for some time since the release of Seed of Chucky, but series creator Don Mancini finally returned to the series with this straight-to-video effort, the first of a couple.

    Paraplegic Nica Pierce is peacefully living at her isolated Rhode Island estate with her mother Sarah, until a mysterious…

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  • The Amazing Bulk

    The Amazing Bulk

    ½

    I've seen YouTube Poops with better production values than this.

    Absolutely fucking painful. So bad that I refuse to even give it a proper write-up.

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    ★★

    Me and my mates decided to take a shot every time Mr. Freeze dropped an ice-related pun.

    It didn't end well.