Been gone a while haven't I? Yeah, been busy as hell and had to take some time away. It is what it is.
So I've never got around to seeing these low-quality VOD Bruce Willis flicks, until now. After the diagnosis of Willis' aphasia came out, I felt like it would be in poor taste to make fun of one of these. Unfortunately, a friend of mine somehow talked me into enduring this shit with him, and we both paid…