Favorite films

  • Superman
  • Monsieur Hulot's Holiday
  • Tokyo Story
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Recent activity

  • The Lost City

  • Pig


  • The Batman


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


Recent reviews

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City

    Sometimes I think that the whole point of the entertainment industry is to prepare us for a fascist takeover by creating a media landscape that is so bloodless, pointless, and joyless that when the fuckers finally take over, we will of course weep for those they murder but shed no tears for a world that deserved to die. Other times I think that extended riffing is not a solid foundation for an action comedy. Still other times I think about when I shit my pants in the 3rd grade. You just can't stop the thoughts, I guess.

  • Pig


    I am old enough to understand that the casting of Adam Arkin is a sly reference to the 90s television series Northern Exposure. I'm saying that I enjoyed this movie on two levels.

Popular reviews

  • Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow

    Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow

    For everyone who has watched this:

    When the main girl leaves to challenge the evil girl and her gang to a race and then they never show it and she just comes back and when she's asked about it she says she took care of it.....she murdered them didn't she?

  • Evenings on a Farm near Dikanka

    Evenings on a Farm near Dikanka

    I just love that there's a witch woman who steals stars from the sky, hangs out with demons, and sleeps with every man in town and the movie and the characters in it not only have no problem with that but also think she's rad.