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  • Eraserhead



    Why did I think it was a good idea to eat during this?

    I hadn’t a single clue about any plot details relating to Eraserhead prior to watching it.

    All I knew that it was a classic and on my watchlist. If anything, judging from the poster, It was something reminiscent of Tim Burton. Not this, this caught me far off guard and I think I sort of loved it.

    I'm not easily disturbed and I genuinely mean that. I…

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane


    I don't know what I can say that hasn't been said before.

    Citizen Kane is a masterpiece.

    Citizen Kane is the best movie of all time.

    Citizen Kane changed my life.

    Citizen Kane made me question my life.

    Citizen Kane made my penis grow several inches.

    That said.
    It's probably best to go into this with tampered expectations.


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    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Solo: A Star Wars Story? More like So Low: A Mediocre Disney Film

    It's kind of boring.

    I went into the film expecting to hate it but instead just got an incredibly average film that just flat lines the whole way through. There are maybe like 1 or 2 scenes that were mildly entertaining but that only goes so far when you aren't invested in anything that's happening on the screen. The film feels very manufactured and is heavily reminiscent…