• Unlocked

    Unlocked

    Orlando Bloom looks middle-aged now. We're fucked.

  • Midnight Family

    Midnight Family

    México es cabrón.

  • Black Hawk Down

    Black Hawk Down

    This was on TV last night. I hadn't seen it in like five years and I feel like every time I watch it there's one more dude who became famous since the last time I watched it. Last time it was Tom Hardy. This time it's Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who shows up a bit at the beginning before the action happens.

    Any other movies like this?

  • The Book of Eli

    The Book of Eli

    Weird Harry Potter movie, like In Bruges, Gosford Park and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

  • 1917

    1917

    Una historia de guerra sencillita pero muy bien contada. Las películas de guerra son a los británicos lo que los western a los estadounidenses: tradicionales y confiables. Esta cuenta con Deakins al mando de la fotografía, lo que le da un enorme plus visual sin robar todo el foco.

  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    Sheer lunacy. Come on Disney, fuck around like this again.

  • Soul

    Soul

    El primer largometraje de Pixar que explota la creatividad poco ortodoxa e improvisación de sus mejores cortos, con quizá su mejor guión hasta ahora. Una gran riff de jazz.

    The first Pixar feature to fully exploit the unorthodox creativity and improvisation from their best shorts, with maybe their best script so far. A great jazz riff.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    The title is because it's 1984 movies in one and the final one is It's a Wonderful Life. That's a good thing.

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Good old-fashioned cartoon ultra violence. Bring the kids.

  • Dragon Ball Super: Broly

    Dragon Ball Super: Broly

    Esos son un chingo de luces.
    That sure is a lot of lights.

  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct

    A decent enough Hitchcock impersonation that descends into bad camp, dim detective mystery and a risible conclusion. At least we laughed.

    Una decente mímica de Hitchcock que acaba en camp del malo, un pobre misterio de detectives y una conclusión hilarante. Al menos nos reímos.

  • The History of the Seattle Mariners

    The History of the Seattle Mariners

    Una ensayo filosófico y una explicación de la vida y sus múltiples vaivenes haciéndose pasar por una historia de baseball. La mejor película de 2020.