Guillermo has written 99 reviews for films with no rating.

  • Adú


    A decent enough drama about North African immigrants, Spanish cops, a father and her drug-addicted daughter, bikes, elephant tusks, AIDS, the fallout of the Franco regime, child abuse... does this sound overstuffed to you? It's because this is a new example of the once-ubiquitous Hyperlink Cinema, and it turns out that today's social drama filmmakers are beginning to be inspired by 2005's Crash. God help us all.

  • Ratatouille


    Sheer lunacy. Pixar love walking the tight-rope of out-there concepts, ideas and characters and this is one their boldest, most heartwarming gambits.

  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III

    Just now realized that Michelle Monaghan's role briefly flirts with becoming the "Ethan Hunt's possible replacement in the next movie" role that Jeremy Renner and Rebecca Ferguson* would fill in the next movies. But Cruise is still trucking, so no.

    *Henry Cavill could have been this too if not for spoiler reasons.

  • Midsommar


    Woo, Spring Break!

  • No Reservations

    No Reservations

    Good movie, great food, has Aaron Eckhart ever had a good haircut?

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    Great movie, I swear...

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    A good movie that doesn't know what it is and wants to be a Coen brothers movie so bad that it ends as a bad movie. Shame.

    Una buena película que no sabe lo que es y quiere ser una película de los Coen tanto que termina como una mala película. Lástima.

  • The Eternal Feminine

    The Eternal Feminine

    Creo que ya me toca leer a Rosario.

  • The Assistant

    The Assistant

    Una lenta acumulación de humillaciones y gaslights tan mundanas que casi ocultan lo espantosas que en realidad son. Casi.

  • Unlocked


    Orlando Bloom looks middle-aged now. We're fucked.

  • Midnight Family

    Midnight Family

    México es cabrón.

  • Black Hawk Down

    Black Hawk Down

    This was on TV last night. I hadn't seen it in like five years and I feel like every time I watch it there's one more dude who became famous since the last time I watched it. Last time it was Tom Hardy. This time it's Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who shows up a bit at the beginning before the action happens.

    Any other movies like this?